From pasta to Biangbiang mien, there’s no better comfort food than a bowl of noodles. You’ve read all our other pun lists, it’s clear that we love food puns so we’re definitely not going to skip noodle puns. Noo-siree!
Did you know, that the first noodles date back 4000 years ago in China? It became prominent as a filling meal during the Han dynasty, before other noodle dishes around the world became popular. Just imagine, 4000 years worth of noodle-making and noodle puns!
We don’t know if we can cover all of it in this list right here, but we like to believe that nothing is impastable when you put your heart and soul into it. Some of the puns and jokes might require you to use your noodle, others nood so much, but nonetheless we hope it brightens your day. So what are you waiting for? Kick back and enjoy this looooong wholesome list of fu-silly noodle stuff!
- New-dles– Brand new noodles!
- Newt-dles– A stringy and noodley salamander.
- Nood-cleus– The organelle that regulates noodle cell activity.
- Nudel–Strudels made of noodles!
- Nude-del – Noodles with no clothes on.
- Noodella– A hazelnut spread for noodles.
- Noo-dual– Two noodles?
- Nood-clear Missile– A very deadly noodle weapon.
- Noo-dull–Boring noodle.
- Nood-merous– Many noodles.
- Thor Noodinson – One of the Norwegian noodle gods.
- Noodspapers– Printed news articles for noodles.
- Noodtritious– Healthy noodles.
- Noodle (Doodle)– Squiggly line drawings of noodles.
- Noodles (Oodles)–Lotsa noodles.
- Astro-nood – A noodle in space.
- Bamboodled– A puzzled noodle.
- Broodle– A group of chicken noodles gathered together.
- Broodle– A very emo noodle.
- Canoodle – Two noodles kissing.
- Canoodle – Noodle in a can.
- Canoodle – Opposite of Cannot Noodle?
- Canoe-dle – Two noodles kissing in a canoe.
- co*cka-noodle-doo – Noodle crowing in the morning.
- Daily Noods– How noodles stay informed.
- Genetic Noodtation– When your DNA gets mutated with a noodles’.
- Knew-dle– Past tense of know–dle.
- Miniature Noodle– A little noodle that barks.
- Master Yoodle– The strongest noodle jedi.
Asian Noodle Related Puns
- Inst-ramen– What noodles use to make music.
- Ramen Hood– Noodle vigilante.
- Ra-mon– Jamaican noodles.
- Times New Ramen– Noodle font.
- RAM-en– Computer noodles.
- Ramen Numerals– I, II, III, IV
- Ramen Colosseum– Where noodles gladiators fought.
- BihonFrisee– A white dog made of Filipino rice noodles.
- The Big Bung– How the noodle universe started.
- Pho-nomenal– Really good Vietnamese noodle soup.
- Laksa-mana– Highest rank in Malaysian noodle navy corp.
- Pad Thai– A noodle’s spoof rendition of Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy.
- Lo-Mein Kampf– Hitler’s noodle manifesto.
- Timothy Chalo-mein– Every noodle’s favourite actor.
- Mega-Lo Mein-ia– Noodle obssessed with power.
- Char-Lo Mein– Former Roman noodle emperor.
- Vermin-celli– Bad rodent pasta.
- Well this was a Bun Cha fun.
- My anaconda don’t want none unless you got Bun, hun.
- A party? Sounds lai fun.
- Noodles are my Mein hobby.
- Mein Girls.
- Don’t Mein–tion it.
- I’m such a hopeless ramen–tic.
- Can always count on ramen to ra–mend my woes.
- Everyone please ramen calm.
- Ramen love with you.
- See you soun!
- I’m soun happy!
- I miss you soba–d.
- Feeling a little shira–tacky today.
- Spilling your noodles is a bad somen.
- Udon know how much I love you.
- Don’t be vermi–jelly of my rice vermicelli.
Pasta Related Puns
- Orzo – Or so.
- Fat-tuccine– The opposite of thin-tuccine.
- Linguinea Pigs– Pasta rodents you can keep as pets.
- San-guine– A sad pasta.
- Miki Mouse – A Disney character made of soft egg noodles.
- Papa-delle– The father to little pastas.
- Penne-costal– Church noodle.
- Penne Lane– Famous Beatles song about pasta noodles.
- Battle of Spaghettis-burg– Noodle war.
- Fettucine Afraid-o– A scared pasta.
- I’m a barbine girl, in a barbine world.
- I’ve farfallen, and I can’t get up.
- Don’t make fusilli mistakes.
- I’m so gnocchi (lucky) to have you.
- You mac me feel gooey inside.
- You’re the macaroni one for me.
- Life is full of pasta–bilities.
- A life without noodles seems im–pasta–ble.
- That’s pre–pasta–rous!
- You’re pasta–tively amazing.
- Pasta la vista, baby.
- A penne saved is a penne earned.
- The pesto’s yet to come.
- I’m pici keen!
- No need to be ravi–lonely, I’m here.
- ROTFL –Ravioling on the floor laughing.
- Spaghett out of my way!
- I am tortellini in love with you.
- I’m a ziti slicker.
More Noodle Related Puns
- Soup – The opposite of sodown.
- Soup d’Etat – Noodles overthrowing the government.
- Souper-stition – Noodles that belief if supernatural happenings.
- Souper Hero – Mighty superpowered noodles.
- Slurp-ent– Noodle snakes.
- U-slurp – How a noodle dethrones a king.
- Stock-holm – A noodle’s favourite vacation place.
- Laughing stock – Funny soup.
- Broth-day – The day a noodle is born.
- Outer Spaetzle– Where German noodle astronauts go.
- You’ll always be spaetzle to me!
- Havin’ a bowl.
- What a bowl–tiful moment.
- Anything is possi–bowl.
- Dashi through the snow…
- He said he loves miso much!
Q: How do pasta dishes decide who has to do a chore?
A: Linguine meeny miny mo.
Q: Who can eat a full bowl of thick Vietnamese noodles?
A: Banh Canh.
Q: Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love?
A: Because they are ‘Lo Mein–tenance’.
Q: What’s the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?
A: 123pho5.
Q: What do poodles and noodles have in common?
A: Oodles!
Q: Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
A: He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny–weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q: What do you give a violent pasta chef who keeps serving wet noodles?
A: A temporary re–straining order.
Q: How do Plato, Socrates and Aristotle eat noodles?
A: They always did it philo-sloppy-ically.
Q: How does the famous Austrian neurologist Sigmund like his noodles?
A: Fried.
Q: What is the most acidic soup?
A: Ph0.
Q: What do you call 20% off of ramen?
A: Amen.
Q: Why don’t cannibals like ramen?
A: They prefer cooked men.
- Chinese noodles weigh a lot – wonton!
- I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup. Man did I eat my words.
- My friend is moving to Vietnam to open his own noodle shop. I hope he doesn’t pho–get about me.
- You heard this kid’s trying to challenge me to a noodle eating competition. Do you think I am stroganoff to beat him?
- Did you hear about the spaghetti could not attend the class field trip? Apparently, he did not have the parmesan to go for it.
- Two cannibals are lunching.
Cannibal 1: I don’t like my mother-in-law.
Cannibal 2: “Then just have the noodles.” - Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles.
Wife: That’s silly, it’s a food. We’re supposed to eat noodles.
Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes. - A customer entered a noodle shop with teary eyes. He was there for a while, and he kept asking the waiter to come back later to take his order. Soon enough, the shop was about to close. The man thought he’d have to be kicked out. But suddenly to his surprise, the empathic waiter told him “I am here for you if you are feeling cannelloni”.
- A woman is at a café orders the soup de jour, which happens to be alphabet soup that day. But when it arrives it just has ordinary noodles.She says to the waiter, “Hey, I thought this was supposed to be alphabet soup.”
The waiter replies, “It’s just in cursive, ma’am.” - I went to the Chinese for a takeaway last night, I ordered some beef chow mein, egg fried rice and Singapore crispy noodles. The bell rang, which meant the food was done. The waiter carried out the plates of food. I was about to correct him that I wanted takeaway when he suddenly tipped it all loose in to a carrier bag. I aked, “What in the world are you doing???”
He explained, “We’re not allowed to put Chinese in a container anymore.” - Little Johnny was having dinner with his family one day when he asked, “Dad, do worms taste nice when we eat them?”
“Johnny you shouldn’t bring such things up at the dinner table”, his father reprimanded him.
Later, father asked Johnny “You know you shouldn’t bring up disgusting subjects whilst we’re eating. Why did you ask?”
“’It’s okay Dad,” Johnny replied, “I know they must taste okay because there was one in your noodles”. - So there’s these two racist guys who always order the noodle soup at a Japanese noodle restaurant. Every time they order the soup the same person always serves them.
“Hey chingchong hurry up will you” the first man always mocks.
“Hey chingchong open your eyes will you!” The second man always jabs.
One day before entering the restaurant the two men have a chat. The first man says, “Maybe we should be nicer to him, his noodle soup is kinda good.” The second man agreed.
When they enter they tell him “Hey, we just wanted to apologize for treating you so horrible and that we are deeply sorry.” The waiter simply says “Okay cool. You no more mean to me? I no more pee in soup.”
