Jay Duckwitz on LinkedIn: Always help the richest amongst us first. Again CEOs got a raise of 16%… (2024)

I have been predicting a non-simultaneous retreat to the eleventh century, and these people are using catapults from the fifteenth century presumably against women and children. I claim these weapons were used in the eleventh century. QED.

It's that time of the month to announce the 5 worst large 'organizations' to work for in the USA, and what a shocker! Recap: At number 5 we have The State government of Mississippi (due to racism). At number 4. we have Boeing (due to the sh*ttiest Finance department on earth, who tried to run manufacturing (you dorks)). Dude at number 3 we have a dirty tie between all companies >1000 headcount, headquartered in the in Los Angeles Region (due to remaining LA residents, 'it's a people problem') At number 2. is the shocker, Texas Tesla (due to a misogynist hellscape and insane leader). At number one, the rock of Gibraltar, Fox News. (A place for sh*theads).

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Your spine needs to be moved in all six directions (forward, backward, both sides and twists left & right), these are your levers to stretch your spine. A loose flexible spine is a young spine. https://lnkd.in/ezfYMiDC About twenty poses are required to fully stretch your human body, and to eliminate stored trauma and relieve all body pain. These five poses are fine but totally insufficient.

"In Cali you are a lickspittle, or you are a loser. You choose!" as my old boss used to say. Diversity is a misnomer. Did we tell you we lied? The ugly dogmatic truth is that everyone must 'think the same' in corporate America. I deviated from their scams and their dogma for a moment and my career https://lnkd.in/ea58QDHM was immediately ended. Was I stupid, incompetent or lazy? No far from it, I was talented and my talents were recognized by non-Californians. My Crimes:1. I told the truth2. I 'worked' 8 hours per day and outproduced all others (easily).Diversity was simply not allowed in my old workplaces. Sure you could be any color, be gay or straight, male or female but non-diverse thinking was forbidden. I could've told you what you would say about any issue, before you said it. Still can.

Human Resource "professionals" will earnestly lecture employees about sexual harassment policies. They are truly professional sycophants, not unlike the cheerleading team at your old school. If the boss does it, it's cute or quirky, right? The QB is so cute.

By meeting the Pope does this mean they go to heaven? I ask only because anyone involved in that Pop Tart movie have committed a sin against comedy and art. Worshipping humans sitting on gold thrones, in the name of God? Is that kosher?

Management adds no value, because they are focused only upward on pleasing their leader, the Boss. This is the topsy-turvy poop for brains world I existed in. Management should be focused only downward on the team doing the actual work, as decided by those above. Collaboration and group work should be emphasized for cross training/training.You don't understand how incompetent you are. You suck so badly at management that you don't even realize it. I am serious, you are the worst leaders I have ever seen.

You understand non-start-up CEOs are nothing but great politicians right? They love trump and would help him do anything for power, even change his diaper if they could, then save it in the freezer. Tariffs would need to be 133% if we eliminated income tax you brainiacs, can't even do simple math eh?

Soon the world will be so unequal that huge groups of people will be born disposable, living and dying in the streets. They will beg for food from age three on up, while "'leaders'" argue over lowering corporate taxes, meaningless issues like trans-athletes and helping their Gods, the billionaires. Cruel people like Musk will ruminate about Mars, about screwing every woman in sight, and you will worship them. They will fire you and tell you to F Off, and you will say "I'm sorry." Who cares, you have yours. You lecture others on being God-fearing Christians, while you let the poor starve and blame their birth into poverty on them? WTF? You don't fool me, just the others, I see through you like glass - "I got mine" you always say.

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Work can be simulated using the Roomba method. Place yourself as 'busy' on Big Bro Skype. Lay your work laptop so it's open all the way, lying as flat as possible on the floor in a 6 X 6 ft. space, use chairs to cordon off an area. I like the 6 by 6 because it gives realistic pauses. Tape cardboard pieces ~ 6 by 12 in. to each side of the laptop for ramping action to the keyboard itself. Turn on Roomba, to continuous run, and go live your life.